The computer then introduces itself as EDI, a self-described "awesome computer-thingy, that does stuff". Monday begins with Shepard watching "crudely made" Asari pornography in Garry's Mod, only for his pleasure to be interrupted with a Nathan Drake-themed popup and the face of Yes Man from Fallout. With one secured, however, he corners Bill inside a holding cell, terminates him and claims the Enterprise for himself. Shepard attempts to eliminate Bill, having some trouble due to his pistol lacking a thermal clip. Shepard toses Bill's brother out of the ship's airlock, causing the latter's death by decompression ("For the greater good- Oooough."). Whilst happily smoking, drinking, playing Heavy Rain, slapping his brother about and calling him, quote unquote, "COCK EATER", Bill the Elder's day is disrupted when the Enterprise is suddenly struck and boarded by the SSV Normandy, said boarding party consisting of Commander John Shepard, Jacob Taylor, Liara T'Soni, Garrus Vakarian and Jeff "Joker" Moreau. Aboard the ship are Bill Overbeck and his red-clad brother, a vulgar-mouthed palette swap of Bill. The Heavy is promptly launched by a mass relay into the Starship Enterprise and vaporized by its laser cannon. The dead astronaut's freshly severed arm hovers into view accompanied by the title card, spoofing the box art of Dead Space. Cut to the Heavy propelling himself through space via flatulence and then going through a Mass Relay.
The astronaut is suddenly torn apart by a Heavy Weapons Guy riding a flatulence-powered space bicycle. Humorously, a subtitle declares the video a "2011 Procution", which is swiftly corrected with an addenndum reading "Shit I meant production".
The video begins with "Kitty0706 and Folding Chair Presents", and a shot of an astronaut in space.
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